Crazy Daisy

A Crazy Daisy is a joke that a couple plays after having anal sex when semen is ejaculated into the rectum and then forcefully propelled by flatulence (See: Cum Fart) onto a sleeping victim's face.

"Dude I cummed in Julie's ass last night at the party and got her to Crazy Daisy Josh so she went out into the living room and cum farted it all over Josh's face! It was fucking hilarious!"

Crazy Daisy by allcolorado May 18, 2009

blackfoot daisy 

A white girl growing up without shoes.

I tamed that blackfoot daisy now she wears stilettos.

blackfoot daisy by Fuck you for using all the nam March 2, 2020

To Daisy 

@JustAFlower

Daisy im just here to tell you that i love you so much and im really happy you're my best friend. You are tunning and one of the best friends i could ever ask for. I love that everytime i come on you say "LOTTIEEEEEEE" it makes me feel like the best person in the world. you do so many little things that make my day way better. Even if irl is horrible ik that if i come on here you are gonna be here for me. i know that i can talk to you about anything without feeling judged and you always know what to do to make me feel better. Whether its a whole bunch of unfunny jokes from online or just me and you talking abt how much photopea sucks. Im also happy that you tell me im really pretty no matter how bad i look in the pic. I really mised you when i deactivated. And when i did i didnt feel like coming back but when i read through all the messages in the chat when i was deactivated i realized how much i need you. Im sorry this isnt the best paragraph but i just felt like getting this out. Mwah ilysm

To Daisy
From Lottie

To Daisy by lottieeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2020

Emma Daisy 

Emma Daisy is a milf from the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. She was the 10th generation chosen and is dating Maralyn Oleastro.

You know Emma Daisy? She fainted yesterday. Turns out she was the chosen… oh well.

Emma Daisy by Mingain September 23, 2021

cocks-a-daisy 

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

cocks-a-daisy by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

Ben and Daisy 

Daisy and Ben are the cutest and most good looking couple in their year . They would quite literally die for each over . They spend every living second telling each over how much they love each over and how much they want to spend their entire life with each over . Not only are they the prettiest couple but they are also the funniest couple . Besides one another, their main goal in life is to make sure everyone around them are as happy as possible . Despite all of this , they’re not the most popular. Kids make fun of them for speaking in less of a posh accent and get made fun of for not being being as rich and stacked as everyone around them .

“Look , it’s Ben and Daisy , aren’t they so cute together?”

Ben and Daisy by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Princess Daisy

Unlike princess peach who rules the mushroom kingdom with an iron fist, Daisy is just a puppet that is used by Luigi to secretly build up an army and over take the mushroom and koopa kingdoms so that he may rule the world.

Princess Daisy was in on the moon landing and Kennedy assassination.

Princess Daisy by bob mcbobington August 7, 2008