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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 28, 2022
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dressing room talk

we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.
by cocawoela July 16, 2021
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Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing
Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)
by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024
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dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.
"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."
by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020
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put a dress on him

To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.
The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?
by herpin_man May 25, 2012
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Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
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Shark in a dress

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
I’m a shark In a dress

Your a creep?
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
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