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When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.
by Skulldogman February 7, 2017
Get the Dork-off mug.That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.
That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone that gets a job at a fast food restaurant in their 30's not because they enjoy the work (since nobody does it for the money), but because they want to get in with the crowd they never got in with in high school, they're doing it to earn stripes with people (which will one day serve them, they hope).
The dork hated working at Taco Bell as most other people that aren't going to be there for 20 years do (the ones that enjoy their work have their reason for being there), but stayed around for a while to try and make himself look and sound tough so that he/she could one day have something to show for it, he/she even took a few pictures of himself/herself at a drive through with a headset on spitting in food, just to tell his/her friends/family/anyone that gave a fuck "I did that shit too, just like them, now I'm cool and I can fuck with anyone's life I want to!"
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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