Directioner

Psychotic, demented bunch of girls, usually from the ages 12-16 who swear by One Direction. They are usually too untintelligent to realise how awful their music actually is.

"OMG OMG ZAYN JUST TWEETED THAT HES DOWN THE PUB DOWN THE ROAD, COME ON DIRECTIONERS, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"

by TheRealThing August 25, 2013

urban-dictionaried

Verb. Past Tense
To search for words or phrases and their meanings via urban dictionary.

Person #1: mindfuck, an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality....

Person #2: (Comprehending) Oh so is that what that word means?

Person #1: Yeah, urban-dictionaried it this morning.

Person #2: Cool.

by Julie Rose October 26, 2006

Diction Deficiant

1) One who has no idea which words to use correctly in a sentence.

2) Someone who has never used and has no intention of using a dictionary.... EVER.

3) One who has no idea what Merriam Webster's dictionary is.

4) A serious lack of knowledge of the English language.

Dave is completely diction deficiant... He is excellent at creating run on sentences though.

by TheCradle September 8, 2007

Directions

Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even making out

I got some directions over the weekend!

by Julianne Leanth April 6, 2005

Directioner

A bunch of obsessive psychopaths who do nothing but fangirl over their heroes on Twitter, stalk 5 (4 now) young men thinking in delusion that they'll actually meet 1D personally one day, and fight with other fans and everybody in the name of their heroes.

While the boyband itself just rakes in the cash.

See also White Knight

Directioner: "Kpop is shit, 1D is the best!"
Other fandoms and sane people: "Get a life."

by guguy00 November 26, 2015

Directional

The way a moron describes an automobile's turn-signal/blinker.

Q: Hey aren't you about to take a right? You better put on your directional!

A: Directional, what the fuck is that? Are you trying to describe my blinker? Man you are a dumb piece of shit.

by tboneski October 28, 2014

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009