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Atkins diet

A diet that advocating eating basically whatever the hell you want as long as it's low in carbs. Supposedly helps you lose weight.
"Hey I saw your mom at Denny's today eating a plate of 10 eggs scrambled with extra cheese, 30 strips of bacon, and a large glass of half and half. Must have blown half her paycheck on that one."
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"
by Nick D February 24, 2004
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Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.
Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!
by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011
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Mary-Kate Diet

Anorexia or an eating disorder, Mary-Kate Olsen,Olsen Twins, bulimia, starvation, not eating to lose weight
She lost a ton of weight, she must be on the Mary-Kate diet.
by <3 July 4, 2004
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taste it twice diet

Medically known as bulimia nervosa, when food is forcefully vomitted by an individual (effectively "Tasting it twice"); popular (and rather playful) way of referring to it in the 80's and early 90's before it was widely acknowledged as a disorder. Still used in crowds that either (A) Are ignorant to the risks or (B) Don't give a damn about the risks and regard it more as a diet.
"Jessica doesn't stick around long after dinner...and she's lookin a little skinny...guess someone's on the taste it twice diet."
by Gin_that_moved_away May 3, 2006
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30 Hour Ham Diet

A fairly new diet which is spreading like wild fire though hollywood homes to everyday people.
The diet plan requires the subject to eat one slice of ham every 30 hours to lower calories fast and effectively.
A typical 30 hour ham diet plan would look something like this:
Monday 7am: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Tuesday 1pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Wednesday 7pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Of course an infinate ammount of water is allowed on this diet. This diet plan is greatly complimented by the intake of Mephedrone nasally.
Cindy: Wow, this 30 hour ham diet is working wonders for my figure!
Jenny: I can see, you look fantastic, I've got to give it a try!
Cindy: Definately, I've dropped 4 dress sizes in a week, MIRACLE!
by Grandmaster Picks November 4, 2009
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twilight diet

the routine used by Taylor Lautner to bulk up 30 lbs of muscle for his role in New Moon

According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"

"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."

“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
Yo man I wanna get ripped.

Yeah man, follow the twilight diet!!!
by twilight_gym July 29, 2009
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Protein Diet

The act of ejaculating in someone elses mouth, thus giving them an ample serving of protein.
Dude, after she was done blowin me last night I put that bitch on a protein diet.
by AstrosFan4Life February 19, 2009
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