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pussy digger 

When a guy obviously tries talking to a girl just to have sex with her..... he'll frequently call her, text her, fb chat her... etc. etc.... wont leave her alone and ends everything he says with a :)
Man Jack sure is a pussy digger the way he approaches Sidney is just atrocious.

Jesus can be such a pussy digger sometimes the way hes CONSTANTLY talking to that one girl.
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Shelby Clam-Digger 

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.
Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
Shelby Clam-Digger by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

Dangerously Stupid 

Being so stupid that your dangerous
Guy 1: Hey, how is school coming?
Guy 2: Ah, bad man. I got kicked out of college. They said I was Dangerously Stupid

colder than a well digger's asshole 

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

dangerously cheesy 

When something is both cheesy and dangerous. Refers to the Cheetos commercials starring the lovable Chester Cheetah, which promoted snacks that were "dangerously cheesy."
Bobby Evans: Then the redneck dad goes "Oh, that's right, I let your brother borrow the truck."
Davo: That joke was so cheesy.
Bobby Evans: Dangerously cheesy.

stranger danger 

Used when you are creeped out by a strange guy trying to dance on you, talk to you, or are just staring across the room and you can see them the whole time. Yell this phrase when you need help or as a hint to get the hell away we can see you.
"STRANGER DANGER!!! That creep ass wont stop trying to freak dance on me!! STRANGER DANGER!!!

Danger! High Voltage! 

"Danger! High Voltage" is the name of a song by the group Electric Six, that features a man and older woman sitting in a room, and their sexual parts light up throughout the video. Very interesting concept, but bizarre nonetheless.
Fire in the disco...fire in the Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco...fire in the gates of Hell!
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch...when we kiss!