This stands for Excessive Attention Seeking Disorder, someone you know may have it. You can be diagnosed, so if you or your friend are obsessed with Drama, you should talk to your doctor about this disorder.
Felicia: Oh my gosh did you HEAR? Apparently you have E.A.S.D.
Stupid bitch: what’s that?
Felicia: Talk to your doctor ASAP hun!
Stupid bitch: what’s that?
Felicia: Talk to your doctor ASAP hun!
by Ihatefakegirls February 7, 2019
Get the E.A.S.D. mug.A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
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Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck
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Get the Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all mug.Please excuse my delusional ass sweetie; the English version of this popular middle school Math acronym
"P.E.M.D.A.S.!" The aggravated English teacher yelled at her coworker as she ran off with the coffee pot.
by xanadont69 March 5, 2023
Get the P.E.M.D.A.S. mug.Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
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Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.
Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.
Boyfriend - "So what movie do you want to watch later on?"
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
by rhmcc March 7, 2009
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