creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Cream On

An informal term used when something good happens. Usually involving ice creams.

Matt: "Hey, want to get ice creams during our break?"

Adam: "Absolutely, Cream On!"

by shelto August 23, 2021

Ass cream sundae

When a girl shits in a cup and adds toppings like nuts, fudge, and a cherry on top.

Girl 1:How would you like an ass cream sundae?
Guy 1:Yes very much please.

by Tjsapimp October 27, 2010

Peanut butter cream pie

When a man ejaculates into another persons (male or female) butt then that person deficates leaving a semen covered pile of feces.

After I came in her ass she dropped a peanut butter cream pie right on my bed!

by ThePaDave October 7, 2006

Hungarian Cream Sickle

The act of a male sex partner ejaculating semen into a glass, sticking a pop-sickle in the glass, and freezing the contents. Later, after the semen has been frozen, it is served to the sexual counterpart.

Matt: Hey Kaitlyn, how does pop-sickle taste?

Kaitlyn: Pretty salty! What flavor is this?

Matt: It's a Hungarian Cream Sickle.

by Reggie The Blacksmith November 30, 2009

[creamhole]

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.

All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008

Cream of The Cock

A term for the sexiest man or the man with the biggest cock in a group(or field) of men.

Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.

Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!

by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013