Covfefe

A cocktail of Coffee, Viagra and Fen Fen. "Stamina" juice

"In spite of the negative press covfefe" (gonna get the White House bed rockin')

by diva4u September 27, 2017

Covfefe

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When your hands are so small you constantly seem to misspell random words in Tweets & Texts

You know Trump, his Tweets never make sense cause of his Covfefe

by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.

Example: If Ivy wasn't my daughter, I would have covfefe her ...

by Tahmeana May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe....when you're tweeting drunk and fall asleep...

I'm so drunk I need a cup of covfefe

by Xanidu May 31, 2017