Definitions by Panchopillow

Covfefe 

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

Covfefe by Panchopillow June 1, 2017