What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.
by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. When your hands are too small(not YUGE) to hit the correct buttons on the keyboard to spell out coverage (that's what happens when you elect a racist orange as president)
by The green locust June 29, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. 
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is the act of a political party being so defeated that they lie, threaten, commit treason and generally become mentally unhinged to pretend they can change the outcome of the election.
by @davekrakatoa June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by diva4u September 27, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.
by Panchopillow June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Foreheads and Uries June 13, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.