Covfefe

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Cov meaning -confirmation of victory
Fefe- a male home made sex toy. Usually made in prison or jail. A latex or rubber glove wrapped in a towel to simulate a fake vagina (pocket pussy or flesh light)
Covfefe- confirmation that you just destroyed your home made pocket pussy

Despite the constant negative press..covfefe

by Jimbo beaver June 2, 2017

Covfefe

It actually is supposed to mean.....

Conference

".....press Covfefe"
= "press conference"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

Covfefe

The presidents (Donald Trump) "ULTIMATE FANCY" coffee maker.

"Despite the constant negitive press covfefe" -Donald Trump

by Bubble muttenchops June 18, 2017

Covfefe

When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.

Example: If Ivy wasn't my daughter, I would have covfefe her ...

by Tahmeana May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When your hands are too small(not YUGE) to hit the correct buttons on the keyboard to spell out coverage (that's what happens when you elect a racist orange as president)

The covfefe meme is yuge

by The green locust June 29, 2017