Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 February 12, 2008

Hero Cookies

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.

Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.

by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005

Cookie Grabber

Something which is used to steal your cookies and hack into your Neopets account. It was used by KaosKinesis in the great January 2005 CG Scare.

Kaos is a dick. He should stop using Cookie Grabbers, grow some balls, and step outside and get a real job, and stop 'hacking' people on a kid's website.

by FriendlyN3opian January 17, 2006

fortune cookie game

when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.

"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"

by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007

Death cookie

A rather large nugget of snow/ice that is formed either by ski resort groomers or broken off of a cornice

dude that death cookie made me eat hard

by quazymoto March 21, 2008

cockis

A cock that at erected size is considered large, but unerected is a 1 incher.

When David P. was boning me i thought he was huge, until i later peeked on him in the toilet and saw that he had a cockis.

by eneman September 22, 2004

the cookie monster

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.

"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"

by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006