conservationalisties

A person or group of people that take energy conservation to such an extreme that they daydream of 'super-green' living. These people can generally be spotted in a crowd by their natural hemp fiber headbands and recycled everything-else made clothing. Driven by their desire to improve their 'conservality' they spend their time daydreaming about positive energy machines and energy efficient tea cabinets.

"The only thing worse than those damned hippies are the conservationalisties. They're like hippies on steroids."

by Bakernomics. December 20, 2008

Conservotantrum

The mental breakdown that ensues after presented with facts & evidence, and the inability to cogently comprehend said facts/evidence due to right wing brain washing. This results in jeers, name-calling (snowflake/Blue Pill/Libtard--in extreme cases).

Chuck saw that his commenting a point of logic on a Facebook post had caused a conservotantrum of epithets, swearing, and questioning of his patriotism, and his love of Jesus.

by Ani1Luv1974 April 27, 2017

conservashön

( pronounced conservation, but nothing to do with conserving or preserving anything): a short hand term for a politically conservative conversation about socially relevant issues

Lets put our political views aside and have a civilized conservashön about issues like the rising murder rates in Chicago

by Sexydimma June 30, 2017

Conservative hoe

She a girl jas a new guy all the time but never fucks him

"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"

by Haha funny September 28, 2017

Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018

Conservaphobe

When a liberal Democrat use race baiting, or creates unsubstantiated crimes against minorities including but not limited to: African-Americans, LGTB, Jews, Hispanic, Muslims, women, or people with disabilities to help push socialist progressive legislation.

It was the actions of the left during the latest Supreme Court nomination and the Jussie Smollett debacle that convinced me we’re up against a generation of conservaphobes who’s hate is deeper than the accusations they’re making.

by Fmr. CIA agent Wordstrum February 18, 2019

Conservatious

To be conserving and protecting all things nature; overwhelmingly pro-environment and green.

My love for the land, environment and the outdoors makes me conservatious. I mean, just look at my home grown asparagus.

by NatesDrippin July 29, 2019