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commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!
by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011
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CONFANITY

CONFANITY.....THE OPPOSITE OF "PROFANITY"..the act of complementing with exclamation.. or to distinguish ones positive attiude, outlook, or over all feelings.
being that "profanity" is used as a overall distinction of chioce negative words i.e ( shit, fuck, fuckin A',,shit fuck shit,) all such words lack any "pro" qualities thus the birth of "confanity" as redundant as it is ..
by KAK DADDY March 17, 2011
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conangraysexual

Only being attracted to Conan Gray
I can’t go on a date with you… I’m conangraysexual
by ConanGraylover1998 July 25, 2021
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Club Conan

Bachelor Pad of men bringing GENTLEMEN back while taking douche bags down one day at a time
Club Conan: Let's go back to Club Conan, land of where chivalry is undead
by Lady Ghirardelli February 7, 2009
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The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
by the trombone April 7, 2019
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The 11th Commandment

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."
by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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