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Confederacy of Hamptoria

The Confederacy of Hamptoria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Hampton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.992 billion Hamptorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The Hamptorian economy, worth 112 trillion Generals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,541 Generals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Hamptorian Space Agency, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamptoria's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Congress of the Confederacy of Hamptoria may be passing a Law Today
by The AndyMan March 1, 2021
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Concersion

The middle point between concerned and confusion.
My concersion is immeasurable.
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Concern Troll (Proper Noun)

One who engages with no one on a sane level; One who continuously flirts with Death; One who is truly concerned... so she trolls people into hating her until we start loving her again and then she does more shit to make us hate her again. La La La La .... omg... like.... what?!
I'm concerned about trolling concerts for trolls to give better fitting Clothings outfits toys joys and wHynmsims and wishes and wants and desires to; Jesus Christ what does a lady have to do to cease all operations as an intergalactic Concern Troll (Proper Noun)?
by LillyManson July 13, 2023
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The Concert Drop

When returning from a concert or sporting event, you drop onto your bed or couch from pure exhaustion late in the light or early in the morning.
Bitch: Dude, last night you scared the shit out of me!
Mike: Wha'd I do?
Bitch: Know how you went to see Sublime last night, well you came in and missed the concert drop on the couch.
by Qwertymf5 May 30, 2010
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need not concern us

Something which is irrelevant, does not pertain to the current study.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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I’m a little concerned

A phrase that is overused by a certain someone...
Guys, I’m a little concerned about this sketch
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“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.
Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”
by Badassbossbassbitching July 6, 2019
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