Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009

food coma

An excuse to blow off work after eating too much at lunch.

I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...

by kellyj2777 December 18, 2005

Commy

Commodore (64) computer.

Commy 64 still rulez guyz...

by csynt June 22, 2006

commi

Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama

Jane Fonda is a Commi, always will be a commi, and embodies all that communism stands for.

by Freedom Loving American February 22, 2008

flying commas

A funny alternative to say quotation marks.

Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!

by Danapal7 November 29, 2005

Chinese Coma

A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.

Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma.

by purplepikmin October 24, 2008

sausage coma

1. a state of extreme tiredness caused by performing fellatio until the point of exhaustion.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.

"That girl sucked my dick for so long she's passed out on the bed in a sausage coma."

or

"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."

by XiP October 9, 2008