comare

An Italian word weaning godmother. Always makes sure you're eating, or have been fed.

Me: "Comare please I've had enough, I'm so full!!"

Comare : "No, no mangia figlia, mangia!!"

by lamborghinisandpasta May 1, 2015

Comanche

The female equivalent of going Commando.

Suzi had to make a choice between a mean case of swamp ass or going comanche after her drawers got all wet.

by Don't Call Me Tommy April 23, 2008

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

cum coma

The tiredness and need for sleep one feels (especially males) after orgasm.

Cum comaring

Man I came hard, now im falling into a cum coma.

by this is me 123 November 22, 2011

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.

Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.

by Makeempray November 11, 2015