valley comando

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Cornhole Comando

A person who will pound someones ass at the drop of a dime if the opportunity presents it's self.

Rob got tim drunk last night, and went cornhole comando on him after he passed out.

by Jonch1234 October 8, 2008

comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

by last-call August 20, 2011

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

CoMaCose

When you go home after a week of working at the manufacturing plant and pass out for the whole weekend because life is meaningless and nothing matters.

I've been working overtime at Cox Manufacturing, this weekend I went full CoMaCose.

by kamakazy13 July 24, 2020