so corona

A PC term for the 2019–2022 era, where the social trends have shifted: no more wearing of face masks, no more vaccines and boosters, no more social distancing and quarantine, and no more tracking and tracing—a temporary global relief from viruses and variants until the next deadlier pandemic shows up.

John: “You’re still wearing a mask in church?”
Mary: “You’re so corona!”

by MathPlus February 5, 2022

Santa Corona

The nickname for Father Christmas, who would have a pretty good excuse this year to deliver zero toys to brainwashed kids who believe their parents that the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu that would go away by year end, and that wearing a face mask and practicing social distance is for the weaklings who just want to be politically correct.

For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.

by MathPlus December 1, 2020

toyota corona

The fine automobile Toyota Corolla keeps its title before the bar, but after when its owner stumbles out drunk and intends to drive home, it become a Toyota Corona. The driver is influenced by alcohol, therefore, the is car too.

When a Toyota Corolla, because of its dependability, is the designated vehicle to get from bar to bar, or party to party, or other places where drinking alcohol is the primary recreation.

Ted's party starts at 8, then Sally's party is at 9, and Blues Traveler plays at 10:30. You want to take my car?

Your Range Rover? Which gets 15 miles per gallon. No, we'll take the Toyota Corona. Thirty-five mile to the gallon, son.

by Kelley Copter July 1, 2010

Christ and Corona

When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Satan, the “father of lies,” to call on Ms. Corona, the “queen of the viruses,” to roam the earth (and possibly hell, too) to infect millions of people, and to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, rich and poor, or smart and dumb.

Although God has the power to stop the pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation between Christ and Corona, or between Corona and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons unknown to the earthlings.

by MathPlus December 3, 2020

Don’t Give Corona a Chance!

When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreading—when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.

If more fake leaders would promote the “Don’t give corona a chance!” slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.

by Covido September 27, 2020

the corona

The corona is sex move while in missionary you cough on each other.

we did the corona last night. the spit felt nice on my face.

by Erizon March 2, 2020

The Shelf Life of a Corona Vaccine

When people around the world are questioning whether pharmaceutical companies are dead serious in producing a vaccine that could cure humankind of Covid-19, or whether their moneymaking agenda is to ensure that people move from a pandemic to an endemic situation, whereby they would need to be jabbed more expensively every year to protect themselves against allegedly deadlier variants of the virus.

If vaccine manufacturers’ motives were to enrich themselves and their shareholders, inquiring about the shelf life of a corona vaccine would be like asking them an uncomfortable or taboo question, which is likely to yield a vague or unhelpful answer.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021