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The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor and
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
Girl 1: (staring at Christian)

Girl 2: stop blushing.
Christian by Dyoxxtoxph November 20, 2021
Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football

Girl 2: He is properly a Christian

I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
Christian by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021
A Big Fucking Hig Rider Nigger very bad in boxing and has bad vocabulary.
Someone: "jij hebt mijn agenda gebrongen hondje"
Me: "that is for sure a Christian Fat Pig HogRider NIGGER
Christian by HogRiderNIG November 21, 2021
a smart and fine person mostly sassy and want things her way and will take anyone nigga on the seen and would not give a fuck about doing it aka the baddest bitch you ever meet
i wanna be like christian
christian by satiaa November 21, 2021
Sexiest nigga alive get all the hoes smart and with a fat mean cock
Christian is a god
Christian by Stepbrochris November 22, 2021
Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.

The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.

The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you
Christian by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021