Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

chaflymdidodiadia

1. STD, illegal in all 50 states, inhibits 1 out of every 5 wrestling mats, especially in areas of high corn growth.

WHOA, dude, LUKE HAS chaflymdidodiadia!

by mother theresa May 6, 2005

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Chaffateria

A chaffateria is a large thing! FROM THE FUCKING ISLAND BITCH. who has an accent and doesnt fuck around. also he hates a thing who lives on 15 maureen drive, "The price is right" and it is known as dj dukes. this thing also has a wide variety of dildo mechanisms it uses to attract wild bears such as bertha or a femal truck driver. white power

Dam look at that chaffateria rip that guy an asshole, WITH HIS MOUTH!!

by DUbbzohtastic May 5, 2011

Choad

it is as long as it is wide, ahhhhh

gaz has a choad, luv swaby x

by c-h-o-a-d February 11, 2003

chaffles

A catch all word used to describe anything you can eat.

Rick just went to get chaffles.

by sp4f July 20, 2003

chaffage

the irritation and or burning of the anis from sweating, or something totally sweet!

Holy shit that was so chaffage.

by dru January 12, 2003