Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006

chinese vegetable

Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.

As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".

I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night

by ChrisHughes January 2, 2009

Piss on your chips

Putting a dampner on something

I don't want to piss on yer chips mate but I've already thrown one up 'er.
(In honour of Matt Ross)

by Cyrus & SFGTom November 10, 2003

Chinese Corkscrew

When 3 or more asians put wine bottles in their assholes and open it and drink it through their anuses, and/or out of eachothers anuses.

Man I wish i used red wine during that Chinese Corkscrew last night!

by Odie16 April 23, 2011

Chinese Food

Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.

Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"

by Saints September 18, 2003

all that and a bag of chips

A phrase that was popular in the early 90's, meaning all that and more, or something cool

Some guy: Man, I'm all that and a bag of chips!
me: You may be all that and a bag of chips but I'm all that and a bag of skittles so taste my rainbow BITCH!

by All that and a bag of DOOM December 23, 2007

Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.

Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today

by greyhound21 July 2, 2009