charleston chew

When you take a shit on your bitche's mouth, and she gives you a blowjob.

Bob gave me such a good charleston chew I almost died.

by skisam1 May 20, 2015

Fu-man-chew

Eating a girl out that has the runs.

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Ben Chewing

When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).

(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).

That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.

He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.

He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.

by Thundercroc May 29, 2022

Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015

chew

expletive: of greater importance or truth

:a expression of gratitude or confirmation.

"Ah chew!" "chew that" "not chewing" "CHEW" thanks

by An D. Pandie June 24, 2023

Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

chew lead

An adjective to describe a person who frequently "bites the bullet" with things.

John knows how to chew lead at his new job.

by Dies_Irae February 20, 2025