chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.

"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."

by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016

Chasing the Void

Chasing the Void starts when someone experiences the "void" for the first time. It is popular among anime fans who find a series they have poured all of their emotions into which leaves them emotionally devastated once they have concluded watching the series. The emotional devastation causes a void in the viewers heart that is an addictive state of mixed emotions that typically leaves the viewer contemplating the meaning life. Once experiencing the void for the first time, the viewer chases that first time and tries to find another series to leave them in a similar state; however, the more times someone experiences the void, the stronger tolerance to emotional devastation they build. Some may find a series that leaves them with a greater void than the first, but eventually the voids become smaller and until that desired state of euphoria can never be reached again.

Tyler is still chasing the void left by Akame Ga Kill

by aidanpb1 January 16, 2019

Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020

Chatting gas

When someone is telling lies and not speaking the truth

Yo blud stop chatting gas fam

by Don’t gas fam April 10, 2020

photo chatting

the act of chatting with someone with only photos; which are occasionally accompanied by sound. this can be done in person or through mediums such as the internet. it is usually considered to be a low upperclass technology because video chatting is ranked higher. because of this lower mentality it has a cult following which is consistent with the radio followers.

Oh, dear. You got here just a second too late. Melanie was here only a moment ago, I had been photo chatting with her.

by Lars Sven April 1, 2008

shit-coating

1.)...a state of falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and spewing nothing but fountains and rivers of bullshit.

2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.

chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were gone forever"

dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"

chick: "what are you talking about?"

dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took pics....fuck you!!! it's over!!!"

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

dog-cheating

verb

when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "hi rex! i'm home!"

rex: *sniffs*

rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017