Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.
by Csprings May 31, 2023
Get the Catholic Cathedralmug. by beth.hamelin May 19, 2018
Get the Catholic underwearmug. Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
Get the Carmel Catholic High Schoolmug. Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school
by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022
Get the Catholic Central High Schoolmug. When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
Get the Catholic Steamermug. The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
Get the Catholic Curvemug. Lansdale catholic has to be one of the worst catholic schools in the Philadelphia area. A small 1 hallway school filled with nothing but bots and wannabe gang members. LC is the hood of catholic schools and you would be unlucky to go there. If you know someone who went to LC i am sorry for you. If it wasnt for the suburban location, the school would be trashed. Followed by the rolled up stereotype catholic girls and the “fluffy hair” boys, are little bitches who only peak in highschool. LC is the epitome of kids who will never go anywhere in the world. Home to some of the worst drivers you will ever see. Never go to LC.
by Lansdale Catholic Hater March 3, 2025
Get the Lansdale Catholicmug.