Califlower

Weed from California

"Hey you got the weed"

"Yeah I got the califlower straight from the bear state"

by Himason9 April 10, 2017

Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)

"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"

by @werd_the_weirdo July 31, 2018

California sunrise

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.

I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.

I California slammed her ass last night.

by breztri February 22, 2021

Californian man

some guy on discord who somehow is correct by his name. he likes communism and he has an obsession with arson but never seems to commit arson

discord user: @Californian man do u actually live in california?
Californian man: yes

by Californian Man January 21, 2021

California

California is like the popular kid but as a state. All it does is throw party’s and start fires but it will never amount to anything. It has a new drug problem each year. One year it’s marijuana, and the next year it’s vape

Friend 1: Yo you wanna go to California dude!

Friend 2: No I don’t feel like dying of a trig overdose while on fire.

by Moldybigdaddy February 2, 2021

California

A fireplace that provides heat and forest fires to all in the summer. Though it is the home to America's first national park, and is a good tourist state, it's forest fires are devastating.

Joe: I'm going to California this summer!
Theo: You mean that fireplace?

by Iamthebanananananana February 4, 2021