Cake hacking

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.

I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.

by The Cake Hacker January 19, 2015

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cake by the ocean

Girls with awesome ass(ets) showing off their wares at the beach.

Heather: great workout. I feel awesome!
Lori: I know me too!
Heather: wanna go shake some cake by the ocean and catch some rays?
Lori: Bitch you're on!

by Newfiediver January 22, 2016

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cake pussy

pussy that doesn't require any effort to get

"yo dude that girl was such a slut, that was some cake pussy."

by mfucci May 3, 2009

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Cake Retention Syndrome

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).

"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."

by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011

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cake face

someone who wears so much makeup that
if they got water splashed on them.
their face would melt off.
exposing an ugly being.
most times they just go overboard.
and it looks terrible and too dark,
ew.

dont touch her gooey swamp cake face
i dont know what lurks under there,

by ashleyinshock February 17, 2009

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