Cognisious

A objectively strange event unknowingly that is suspected to be caused by a person with malicious intent.

"Mark isn't smart enough to come up with that! It was probably just a coincidence."
"I don't know man, it was pretty cognisious.."

by Danny-the-Great April 11, 2024

Cognitism

Cognitism refers to the obsessive desire to learn new information, an addiction to knowledge.

Person 1: I have Cognitism

Person 2: Nerd

by ThatRandomCorgi October 1, 2024

Cognovine

A pseudo-intellectual who prides themselves on being “informed” by mainstream sources and never questions the official story. The cognovine believes they’re thinking critically by adhering to popular media narratives, while dismissing anyone who dares to look beyond the surface as a “conspiracy theorist” or “uneducated.” Unaware of their own lack of depth, they’ll be the first to shut down conversations that challenge the groupthink they rely on.

“Any time you suggest an alternative view, Mike rolls his eyes and spouts whatever the news just said. He’s such a cognovine—thinks he’s smarter than everyone who questions things.”
“Linda read one article and now thinks anyone who disagrees with the official story is delusional. Total cognovine behavior.”
"Despite his confidence in his unconventional views, his ideas seemed carefully crafted to align with the in-crowd—he was a classic cognovine."

by MrCireously November 3, 2024

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Cognal

A synonym for the word ‘syndicate’ when playing the pokies with your buddies.

We are hitting a cognal tonight if you want to buy in.

by Dimsims04 December 28, 2024

Cogswabbled

Absolutely flabbergasted. In great shock and awe.

Frank: “I was completely cogswabbled when I saw the size of that pimple.”

by Edword January 14, 2025

Cogitomonimeros Syndrome

Pronounced as:

/Co/gi/to/mo/nim/e-ros Syndrome

Is an unofficial term for a disability of which one individual's thoughts are grounded to perverseness, sex or the obscene. Cogitomonimeros Syndrone may effect individuals who in there lives took or have seen environments where sexual activity is prominent. this disability may hinder;
Logicial or rational thinking(Problem Solving, etc), Intelligence, Socialization... etc

Cogito from the latin word "Cogito" meaning "to think"/"I think"
Monim from the greek word "Monimo" meaning "Permanent"
Eros from the greek god love and desire

"You have been diagnosed with Cogitomonimeros Syndrome"

by Shuumei Todo January 24, 2025