chaving

(chey-ving) the act of inspiring tension as you approach someone

See also chavious; chave

Chad chavings are so much worse than Taylor chavings.

by wangdahai December 5, 2016

Calvin

Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!

Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!

by Nunnnnya business May 30, 2018

Clarinet

A wood sucker.

Along with saxophones.

Another reason why clarinets are favored by so many male band direstors.

by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 11, 2008

clarinet

Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.

Clarinet players blow on big black things.

by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007

calvin wing

Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.

1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"

by i'mpunkfuckyou February 21, 2005

clarinet

the stupidest instrument ever created. it sounds like a dying duck. the world would be benefited if it would disappear. a band/orchestra would have to be extremely good to drown out the disguisting clarinet noise.

trumpeteer: hey do u play an instrument
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.

by trumpeteer March 28, 2009

Clarinet

THE WORST INSTRUMENT MADE BY POOPY PEOPLE AND IT STANDS FOR CRAPPYCACA LACKING AIRY RUNTY IDIOTS NOOBS EXTRA TRUCKERS

POOP IS A CLARINET

by DisaPukaPow October 24, 2019