clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

Sheep in wolf's clothing

Being aggressive in the name of an actually good and kind purpose.

If someone is toxic and breaching privacy in the name of right to own purchases.

Person Twitter, is a sheep in wolf's clothing under stop killing games initiative.

by theron guard #1 June 30, 2025

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving

I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking

by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020

Fapricated Cloth

A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.

Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.

by KayG June 13, 2020

comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

Trident Clothing

to move on

Trident Clothing is to move on.

by tridentclothing April 2, 2023