Christian

A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.

Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!

by Trollbeast November 26, 2013

Christian

C-caring
H-honest
R-romantic
I-integrity
S-sincere
T-talented
I-innocent
A-amazing
N-nice

A person who knows how to keep their word. Christians are trustworthy and reliable. They're tall dark and handsome. Very attractive and muscular. Knows how to treat a girl. Kind and Sweet. Most amazing person you'll ever meet. Its easy to fall in love with a Christian

That guy over there totally looks like a Christian, tall, dark, handsome.. Yep deffinately a Christian

by Lindsay Roe December 27, 2010

christianity

A religion that draws jesus but in the bible but never seen him.

i like christianity its 10% fake.

by alia2u December 14, 2008

Christian

a depress person who believe's in god, but loves to pick fights with his girlfriends sister.
but a all round good person

"christian go home"

by KArli bug December 16, 2008

Christian

is the fat kid that suck at basketball and is called baby dick christian.

christian is gay as fuck has never had a girlfriend

by riser944 April 6, 2014

Christian

-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer

Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.

by Captain_Morgan January 3, 2009

christian

a fun guy who just happens to like dudes but thats okay because he is funny and kind and always looks for the best in people. He is responsible and dependable.

1."hey do you know christian?"
2."that gay kid?"
1."no that guy who is freaking awesome!"

by delena lover August 17, 2011