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you smell like cheese

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person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.
by gingerbaz December 8, 2006
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cheese sticks

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Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!
sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!
by gorillaz April 28, 2008
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cheese turd

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a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"
by douchebop January 13, 2013
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cheese pasty

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A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.
"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"
by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014
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Floating cheese

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A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.
The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.
by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004
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"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."
by p_time February 3, 2009
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Hand Cheese

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The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.
"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"
by onbusmis February 22, 2009
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