car payment girl

A woman who is a little short on money who will "do anything to be able to make her car payment this month." In other words, an amateur, part-time prostitute. They can be amazingly good or amazingly bad, and you can usually get a bargain price along with a GFE. Once you find a car payment girl, you'll want to keep track of her over a number of years.

Hey Art, you said you were horny and I know that Karen's rent is due. She is an awesome car payment girl, so call her up and tell her that you can help her with her rent this month in exchange for a BJ every day this week.

car payment girl by ItsReallyMe1234 July 24, 2017

car jack game 

video game characterized by stealing cars and causing mayhem...

i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...

car jack game by francojean23 December 3, 2007

Car salesman 

the art of selling cars

if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid fuck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid fuckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it asshole

Car salesman by jeff1978 August 3, 2006

car prowleing

to steal somthing from a car with breaking a window to do it

i heard some guy is going around car prowleing

car prowleing by jake downs June 8, 2007

car-tastrophe

The tragic event that occurs when, after purchasing a car or other vehicle, you realize that you have made the wrong decision. This typically follows a carnundrum.

My husband, after months of deliberation, bought the wrong car. He went from a carnundrum to a car-tastrophe.

car-tastrophe by Rebecca Mackinlay April 25, 2008

Car-douchian 

Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car

What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.

Car-douchian by Sizzomer Whizzite August 28, 2009

Car Voice 

When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.

Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.

"UHHM! UHHM! HELLO? ARE WE THERE YET BOYS? UHHM BOYS?! I'M GROWING RESTLESS. I NEED A YOGGI PICK-ME-UP!" said mills, with his Car Voice.

Car Voice by Milsie October 26, 2009