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benchpressed

a word to indicate that one was severely burned with a witty remark
Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.

Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!
by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009
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Benched

To be so high or drunk that the world doesn't spin correctly.
We got so benched, dude where's my car?
Look at Tom, he's benched.
by Triizyyy May 2, 2018
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Benchud

An absolute nonse who licks the insides of his mums shoes.

Basically can mean anything you want for a goon.
Person 1: That Josh lad just robbed off his mum to buy pick and mix
Person 2: What a dutty (dirty) benchud

Or

Person 1: Did you see Jack last night?
Person 2: Yeah he got smashed and shagged 5 birds and sniffed Alex’s nans ashes
Person 3: Oh my god, what a bechud
by duttybenchud August 29, 2018
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Deep bench

“I heard Kelly was a total loser” - “yeah she’s deep bench”. “Do you want to see that movie tonight?” -“No way, it’s totally deep bench”.
by Jalenadro August 26, 2021
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bonch

when a momma wanker has a itch or stench on her "cheekbone" aka her pussy
Valerie Y. has a itchy smelly bonch and she gets Clarence to scratch it and clean it. Janitor Clarence!
by Val Y. April 21, 2003
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Binch

When you accidentally pinch your ball when going for a scratch.
Yo nigga I went to scratch my ball and I just fuckin binched myself!
by Meowm1x December 23, 2014
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banche

Got any banche?, Lets get Banched!
by SSRB August 3, 2006
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