I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

burnt book

Old fart
Refering to a downer
Party pooper

"What a burnt book"
"Johns being such a burnt book"

by Master of the urban January 02, 2016

burnt-eyed

It's when you have spent lots os hours in front of a computer during a lot of hours, and your eyes are red, and you feel like your eyes are burning; specially if you've been playing very addictive videogames for a long time (for instance: +8 hours)

Guy 1.- Dude, you look burnt-eyed again, have you been playing WoW again?
Guy 2 .- Not really, I started at midnight farming some stuff for my guild.
Guy 1 .- Dude!! It's midday now!! I think you've got a serious problem, uh.....

by Uxiesama July 25, 2012

toasty burnt

when one is on the verge of being overworked or too stressed out.

I just got done with a 12 hour shift. I'm toasty burnt right now.

by Zarkana June 22, 2021

BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 03, 2019

cupboard burnt

Food that taste like cupboard

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt

by Cheyyennerox February 22, 2018

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 07, 2015