BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 3, 2019

Skee-Burnt

The word for the sound of flagalents.

Tim thought Alisha was beautiful, but Patrick thought she was skee-burnt.

by Diddle13 September 26, 2007

burnt cherry pie

A burnt cherry pie is a woman who’s menstruated on your face after sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours.

Last night big Gina came over and served me a burnt cherry pie.

by Filthy dilthy bag June 12, 2021

Burnt Chicken

Brown person’s cock/dick

Girl1 -“I love black cock” Girl2 - “ehh I don’t like burnt chicken.”

by Zelinked May 25, 2025

Burnt chip

The word burnt chip is slang for mixed to black person.

Dude I like the look of that burnt chip.

by Lolpop9009 January 5, 2019

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Burnt white cookie

When a black person is trying/acting white

(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive

Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga

by Owe owe March 3, 2021