British People

The worst 'cunts' that have too much Racism, vugarity, and have no life. :)

they act like British People because they are stupid inconsiderate douchebags.

by Your_name_here March 7, 2008

british gangbanger

Pretty much the same as gangster--badass
just with scraggely teeth poor athletic ability and british accents

also known as imitation gang-banger

Henry was a complete british gangbanger complete with the teeth and poor coordination

by CAMBADASS August 14, 2008

British humor

Used to describe something that is not funny, but to indicate that you should pretend that it is so "intellectual" pricks will not deride you as an uncultured, ignorant dolt.

Man is struck in the face with a bat.
Arrogant prick: "OH, HAHAHA, everybody look how funny I think that is!"

Friend: "How can you laugh at that? That's horrible. You don't even sound like you really like it anyway."

Arrogant prick: "It's British humor you ignorant, uncultured dolt! It requires a higher intelligence than you possess to appreciate"

Sheeple: "Oh, it's British humor! I think it's funny too! HAHAHAHA! I'm so glad I'm not an ignorant, uncultured dolt like that guy. HAHAHAHA"
*Looks around to make sure everyone sees him laughing.*

by turibe January 23, 2011

British

Narrow minded, cocky, and ignorant consumer-religion people. British have virtually no culture, their consumerism is their culture. They're stuck-up, cocky, and just narrow minded in general.

British hate Americans just for the fun of it, even though their ignorance is far superior from that of an American.

British person: Heyloo there, are j00 masturbating?

by stevenjd October 4, 2008

British

A person who comes from a strange rain swept island called Britain. It used to be called "The British Isles", and "Great" Britain, but that was before it became a third world country. The British fall into two categories: The Dandy and the Chav. The Dandy is the stereotypical version of a Brit; a haughty and sniffy metrosexualized fop who nibbles on cucumber sammiches with pinky extended while spouting off poetry. Then there is the modern stereotype; the fat, drunk, smelly, toothless, uncircumcised, foul mouthed, shaven headed Chav lout in a dirty soccer shirt ("football" they call it, *snort*). It is mostly the English who are associated with this embarrassing and disgraceful image of the British, and not the Scots (who are usually sleeping off their heroin fix), and the Welsh (who are busy sodomizing farm animals). The Northern Irish don't really know what they are, they just want to drink it or bomb it.

"Wow, did you see that group of fat, drunk, and smelly British tourists get beaten to a pulp by that proud, patriotic, and hygienic American citizen defending his land and his honor from those dirty foreign interlopers?"

by RonnieTheGreat January 24, 2009

British Dollar

A pound.

Offering dabs.

Tommy: So I'm going to bang this mad hot 19 year old.
James: British dollar.
Tommy: *Pounds*
James: *Pounds*

by Gigglin March 5, 2009

British problem

When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.

Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW

Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands

by tronz13 June 15, 2010