break your apple

This is when you get your first Apple device.

You can also break someone's apple by giving them an Apple device.
Software iTunes doesn't count unless it's on an Apple device.

Insert Name broke his/her apple today when he/she got an Mac/iPhone/iPad/iTouch/iPod/iShuffle/i_____ for his/her birthday.
Break your apple today and get the iPhone 4S!
Mary just smashed that dude's apple with a Mac!
I want Joe to break my apple.
I think Susan is going to break my apple tonight.

by obido October 13, 2011

Break The Skin

there is a lil vadoo skin and when the dinkle (or a tampon) goes in the vadoo it breaks the skin.

NO BRUH DONT STICK YOUR DINKLE IN HER... IT MIGHT BREAK THE SKIN

by tumblaswerve May 14, 2015

Break the damn

When you have to hold in explosive diarrhea and you finally can relieve yourself.

I ate too many spicy buffalo wings last night, I couldn't wait till I got to work so I could break the damn!

by Kittywhipp April 4, 2017

Break your jaw

To give oral sex/ falcio to someone

Yo I’ll break your jaw right now meet me in the bathroom

by Jesus backwards is susej December 9, 2019

break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Break down

Breakdown is when a person cant hack something e.g. routine or hunger strike/ 2 strands of spaghetti(Usually leads o being the familly baseplate/ family orgies/raping all youre kiddies)
Steve.D is the king of breakdowns

Steve couldnt hack his bike getting nicked all the time and getting rinsed at school day in say out so he became king of the break down and became the maste baseplate

by Karmel April 17, 2005

Break you

"Break you" or "Breaks you" is used to discribe something that scared you in such a sense that you "broke". Can also be used as "Break him, breaks him, breaks me."

Sort of like the sayings "That killed my soul","Killed me inside.","I just died inside."

A massively fat person: *starts humping a small child*
Witness: Uhu...Uh.. That's one of those things that will break you.

Jessica: Man! PDR class with that creepy old man will break you over and over again!

by That kid. April 22, 2006