Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

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brandon

short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this

Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this

by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017

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Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.

I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best

by Autumn17 July 7, 2021

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Brandon

worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide

Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time

by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019

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Brandon

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)

"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"

by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021

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