corny blumpkin

when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit

My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.

by the town bicycle July 18, 2009

Burning Blumpkin

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.

An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.

The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."

Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"

The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

Blumpkin Princess

Rosemary Big Nasty

Where is the blumpkin princess? You mean Rosemary?

by Nasty Anal Lovin Dick Sucker July 18, 2009

Bubblin Blumpkin

You put dry ice in the toilet that you are receiving a blumpkin in. Turns out to be a cool effect while shitting. and get your dick suckd.

Emma was giving Alex the bubblin blumpkin in the auditorium.

by Newman Noggs July 20, 2009

Gummy Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet from a person, man or woman, who has no teeth.

I didn't think her blumpkins could get much better...until she took her dentures out and gave me the holy grail of gummy blumpkins.

by Days E. Chain December 19, 2012

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.

Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"

John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"

by Adelaide123 November 11, 2009

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004