Texas Blumpkin 

A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.

Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.

Texas Blumpkin by TexasRuby November 22, 2011

top gun blumpkin 

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.

Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.

top gun blumpkin by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010

Black-Hole Blumpkin 

The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.

As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.

Black-Hole Blumpkin by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011

anal blumpkin 

The act of licking someone's pooper while they are taking a shit...Two girls one cup style!

Whats best after giving an anal blumpkin...cleaning the shit off your tongue

anal blumpkin by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 22, 2010

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

Country Blumpkin by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Space Blumpkin 

The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.

True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.

Space Blumpkin by bloom ken January 16, 2010

Green Blumpkin 

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

Green Blumpkin by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010