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Texas Blumpkin 

A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.

Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.

Texas Blumpkin by TexasRuby November 22, 2011