beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap

Cohen Allen is a beta male

by N88 June 7, 2023

is beta gay

jordan is gay not beta

the potato otherwise known as beta is the one true non gay living person on the planet unlike “Jordan Keys” who is mega gay so no “is beta gay” should not even be a question so fuck off jordan

by Elmopai November 16, 2018

beta-chester

yes! it's loli, chests are in beta development (originally a certain neuron interaction in my senpai's brain created this word but it's me who thought the meaning). So yeah, have any problems with the chest? CONTACT THE DEVELOPER AND REPORT THE BUGS!

My gf is a beta-chester, we were dating just an hour ago when a police man accused me for child p*rn attempt

by secretgeiorbi August 16, 2021

Beta

Literally just watch Sydney

Man did you watch sydney in english?
Yeah! She's such a beta

by WOWugly September 29, 2021

Beta

A guy who doesn’t love Emily Du because she toots too much

Billy was tired of her vicious toots and couldn’t deal with it anymore so in order to end this vicious stinky farting spree he had to put the relationship to an end. In the end, he felt happy but at what cost? He is now a beta

by TootsieEmz October 23, 2023

Beta

Someone who's dog eats their food, and makes them clean it up, and is one-hundred percent not a beta

Corbin is such a beta

by Nixon Slime May 28, 2021