beento5

n. A transvestite prostitute with wide experience and who will perform any sex act.

Somtimes beentofive, beentwofive or BT5.

She's a real beento5, there is nothing your imagination can think up which she won't do for you.

by BradW September 3, 2008

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

Beetchabacks

"Beetchabacks" are small bugs that live in humans' anal cavities.

They crawl out of the anus and bite the ass in various places causing itchiness.

Then, when the subject goes to scratch the bites, they "beetchaback" to the anus.

This is where the creatures get their name.

"That fat guy over there has been scratching his ass for the last fifteen minutes. I bet he has a wicked case of Beetchabacks."

by Jon Foreskin February 5, 2010

beethovening

The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.

I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.

by MozartsLeftNut January 14, 2011

bebetortas

noun-

the hispanic version of babycakes.

the person whom is granted this nickname has to be worthy and awesome.

can be abbreviated "BT"

hola BT! que paso?
hey bebetortas, lets get some boneless wings and french fries because youre awesome.
whats poppin bebetortas.. are you even hispanic?

by BC543210 February 27, 2011

beet in the can

An Idiom from New Zealand referring to a woman that is pregnent.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.

Lotti told her husband that she had a beet in the can

by Kiwi Thunder November 26, 2013

beetroot band

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014