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Breaking Bad

A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.
Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!

Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!
by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024
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Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?
Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"
by Hym Iam February 1, 2024
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Breeding

the act of cumming in someone alot/making a child
(if your name is gojo satoru, please do this to me<3)
by x0xomu1 February 16, 2024
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Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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Breaking down

It does even mean anything when YOU say it because you clearly didn't get it.
Hym "You're a dumb person. You're dumb. You don't like being dumb so you shit on smart people. THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF I WAS SAYING IT. The language breaking down is part of the problem that YOU'RE CREATING by being the way you are you fucking trash."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Breeding Session

When a bunch of dudes run a train on some hot slut, each nutting inside her. Usually, satisfies a woman's need to be filled up, and reminds her that she is a good little fuck hole
Trixie was a little down now that her friends were all getting married and having kids, so at a party she gathered a bunch of guys to have a breeding session. When word got around every dude at the party was having a go at nutting inside her tight pussy
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
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Breaking The Plane

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.
Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”
by anonymous April 29, 2024
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