The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011

Hannah Baker

Hannah Baker is a character in the Netflix series 13 reasons why, in which she has left cassette tapes with 13 recordings each addressed to a specific person stating their part in her decision to kill herself. It is also used as a way of saying suicide without actually saying suicide, for example

Go Hannah baker yourself

by Lolollllllllloolloll March 28, 2020

The Backrooms

The Backrooms is an urban legend, Internet meme, and creepypasta that tells the tale of an endless maze of randomly generated office rooms. It is characterized by the smell of wet carpet, walls with a monochromatic tone of yellow, and buzzing fluorescent lights.

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the backrooms

by 4_big_guys_and_they_bust_on_me March 9, 2022

Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

baby baker

The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.

My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.

by Manfredmann December 9, 2007

Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.

Woah look at that cunt face jack baker

by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

baker

someone who is continually engaged in the act of caking

What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.

by R.Matos April 23, 2006