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break your apple 

This is when you get your first Apple device.

You can also break someone's apple by giving them an Apple device.
Software iTunes doesn't count unless it's on an Apple device.
Insert Name broke his/her apple today when he/she got an Mac/iPhone/iPad/iTouch/iPod/iShuffle/i_____ for his/her birthday.
Break your apple today and get the iPhone 4S!
Mary just smashed that dude's apple with a Mac!
I want Joe to break my apple.
I think Susan is going to break my apple tonight.
break your apple by obido October 13, 2011
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Break The Skin 

there is a lil vadoo skin and when the dinkle (or a tampon) goes in the vadoo it breaks the skin.
NO BRUH DONT STICK YOUR DINKLE IN HER... IT MIGHT BREAK THE SKIN

Break the damn

When you have to hold in explosive diarrhea and you finally can relieve yourself.
I ate too many spicy buffalo wings last night, I couldn't wait till I got to work so I could break the damn!
Break the damn by Kittywhipp April 4, 2017

Break your jaw 

To give oral sex/ falcio to someone
Yo I’ll break your jaw right now meet me in the bathroom

break the seal 

To take a girl's virginity.
It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

Break down 

Breakdown is when a person cant hack something e.g. routine or hunger strike/ 2 strands of spaghetti(Usually leads o being the familly baseplate/ family orgies/raping all youre kiddies)
Steve.D is the king of breakdowns
Steve couldnt hack his bike getting nicked all the time and getting rinsed at school day in say out so he became king of the break down and became the maste baseplate
Break down by Karmel April 17, 2005

Break you 

"Break you" or "Breaks you" is used to discribe something that scared you in such a sense that you "broke". Can also be used as "Break him, breaks him, breaks me."

Sort of like the sayings "That killed my soul","Killed me inside.","I just died inside."
A massively fat person: *starts humping a small child*
Witness: Uhu...Uh.. That's one of those things that will break you.

Jessica: Man! PDR class with that creepy old man will break you over and over again!
Break you by That kid. April 22, 2006