boatai

Beat off and think about it

Jess wants to boatai to Taylor Swift videos

by Jess9874 January 2, 2010

Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

by Brian connor July 23, 2007

whale on a boat

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Landing the boat between two islands

titty fucking

Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs

by innocentgirl January 29, 2010

boat race

A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.

We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.

by Figleaf23 December 30, 2008

Boat Day

Boat Day is on June 27.
every Boat Day, you get ONE present from someone. and you give ONE present to someone ELSE.

Boat final Day is June 28.
you do the exact same thing as you would on Boat Day. but you give and receive presents from DIFFERENT people.

WARNING:
YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE BOATS ON BOAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU JUST DON'T.
SO DON'T ASK.
AND YOU ONLY GIVE one AND RECIEVE one GIFT.
AND REMEMBER THIS:
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!
AND THE WORDS BOAT AND DAY ARE ALWAYS CAPITALIZED.

;D

"O my gosh. I can't believe Boat Day is finally here!!"
"O I know. And Boat final Day is tomorrow!!"

by emmie ;D March 20, 2008