boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through 

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008

boner rower 

the act in a threesome where the girl takes two dicks in her hands and pretends to row with them

My girlfriend is such a boner rower, she rowed the shit out of me and tom.

boner rower by thatguy11 February 11, 2009

boner graveyard 

a place where boners go to die.

"did you see Hillary Clinton"
"yeah, she looks like a total boner graveyard"

boner graveyard by lettheweinerkick March 4, 2009

Boner Doner 

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

Boner Doner by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011

boner loaf 

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

boner loaf by JakE May 22, 2007

boner dance 

It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.

"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."

boner dance by Andre January 5, 2005

boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.

Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.

boner constrictor by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007