A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.
A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009
Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge
by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017
When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.
“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021
Canadian military slang dating back to World War I, for a mortar round or an aircraft 'iron' bomb, especially a heavy large-bore one. Derived from its weight and size, like a large pig.
"We were crossing the plain in open formation when the enemy brought smoke -- 'blind pigs' and rainmakers.
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.
by Track-10 January 15, 2003
To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 01, 2008
When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.
I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 17, 2010