austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!

Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.

by Marlin man March 22, 2017

austin baker

Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.

Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind

Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.

by F*ckoff101-$$$ October 22, 2017

austin's mind

There is nothing going on in there

Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind

by imabitch_6500 November 7, 2017

astinguished

When you grab a bird and stretch its neck out so that it honks when it yells.

I took my pet bird Jerry to the vet to get astinguished.

by THE REAL Richard November 15, 2017

abstinating

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

austintisum

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.

Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.

by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

asstinence

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

by Urrealname June 12, 2018