alasandra

A cute, adorable, sweet hearted girl that is so amazingly cute. She has a very cute smile and beautiful brown eyes. She is the best girl a guy can have

Damn that girl alasandra is amazing

by Shake swag January 5, 2014

Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

by Grande02 November 2, 2008

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.

Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?

by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

Alaskan fruitbasket

This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina

I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.

by Poptartius August 5, 2016

alastair

alastair is the most kind hearted guy to ever exist. at first glance you may think he’s just a small tried that doesn’t care but really he’s the most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. he’s not only handsome but funny too, he’ll make you laugh like there’s no tomorrow. sometimes he can be a real softy but doesn’t like to show it much if there’s other people around. you’re one lucky girl if you date alastair, he’s BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. he makes everyone feel good and make sure everything is perfect. he puts other people first and will always check up on you no matter what time of day it is. his eyes are blurry than the sky, i could get lost in them if i stare any longer. not only is he all this but he’s got a pretty big pipe too ;). over all he’s just everything amazing. i love alastair

alastair is so perfect

i love alastair

by notonelie2 October 13, 2019

alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.

you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!

by Anti December 18, 2004